Ehren's Dating Resume: Feel Free To Circulate

As promised, I've created my "Dating Resume." It still needs to be ironed out a bit, but I think it's a good start. I was thinking that these things should probably have a seperate folder with sexual preferences, "turn-offs," "turn-ons," pictures and "open to" catagories...but that might be more personal than you, the random, cyber-space floater really want to know about me.

Objectives:
Seeking a relationship that is physically, emotionally and spiritually fulfilling. Willing to start at an entry-level position if there is opportunity for later advancement.

Looking For:
Cute (there's a difference between cute, hot, and beautiful...maybe tomorrow's blog will have more detail), funny, intelligent, independent, sensitive, talented female, at least 23 years of age.

Turn ons:
Pretty face, deep eyes, musical talent. I'm an equal opportunity dater--I don't discriminate by race or religion. Unfortunately, I have been known to discriminate against really, really, dumb people.

Attributes:
Funny,
Smart,
Faithful,
Open to Commitment
Easy-Going,
Disease-Free,
Open-Minded,
Cute.


Experience:

Long Term Boyfriend:
1998-2000
-Lived in same building
-Charmed hell out of her family
-wrote romantic letters

Fiancé:
2000-2001-Built Father-in-law-to-be’s pool deck
-Cooked Dinner with-Mother-In-Law-To-Be
-Charmed Hell out of family of different racial and religious background

Friend with Benefits:
2001-2002, 2004, 2005
-provided guilt-free sex
-non-judgmental environment
-still maintain great friendship with all parties involved

Long Distance Relationship:
2002-2003
-Remained 100% faithful
-Wrote Romantic Letters
-Called regularly
-Frequently wrote explicit emails about how pretty she was, generally while I was drunk out of my mind.

Lover on the Side:
2004-2005
-Provided judgment-free sexual release
-Never was the source of stress, work, or responsibility
-Was the very embodiment of discretion

Skills:
-General Bedroom abilities—specifics available on request
-Low-Maintenance
-Good Listener
-Plays Music like a mother fucker
-loves to go out on the town
-loves to have a romantic evening in

References: 6 available on request